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PostSubject: Corrupted Wishes   Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:24 pm

You know the rules folks...

I wish i could shift this cold/man-flu

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:48 am

Granted, but you get struck down by ebola virus instead!


I wish I had a million pounds.

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So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?

He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham. Your president's a geek!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:01 am

Granted, but you can only spend 10 a week.

I wish I was a film director.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:31 pm

Granted, but you direct gay midget porn involving donkeys.

I wish my eye didnt feel like it was gonna explode


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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Wed Nov 09, 2011 1:59 pm

Granted, but the other does

I wish there were more hours in the day to do stuff.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:33 am

Granted but you break your leg and end up in bed all day, unable to do that extra stuff.


I wish I had more wishes.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:26 am

Granted, but they all have to involve you getting ill.

I wish I didn't have to work this weekend.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:18 am

Granted but you get no days off for the next year.


I wish the Hobbit films were out this year.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:49 pm

Granted but you're struck blind and deaf and the nearest cinema is on the moon.

I wish i was drinking actually decent coffee

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:48 pm

Granted, but everything else you eat or drink will taste like shit.

I wish this loud cough would go away.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Fri Nov 11, 2011 5:37 am

Granted, but you lose your voice along with it.



I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:14 am

Granted, but Queen has to do duets with X-Factor contestants for life.

I wish DVD's were cheaper.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:13 am

Granted, but they stop making DVD players



I wish my tooth wasn't sore.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:51 pm

Granted, but your other teeth ache in it's place

I wish I had more money.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:02 am

Granted, but you're not allowed to spend it.


I wish my internet connection would stop dropping out.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:58 am

Granted, but you're only allowed to look at porn.

I wish KW would come back online
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:23 am

Granted, but it's the only website you can access.


I wish it wasn't so cold.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:12 am

Granted, but you have to live in Saudi Arabia

I wish it would stop raining
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:25 am

Granted, It hails instead

I wish my bloody glasses would stay clean for more than 5 seconds at a time!

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:54 pm

Granted, but you go blind

I wish the wind wasn't so strong
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:26 pm

Granted, its smells of fart instead and the smell kills you.

I wish i wasnt using a French keyboard (all symbols are back to front and in French)

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:37 am

Granted, but it's now Japanese

I wish I didn't have to go out in the rain today...
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Tue Nov 29, 2011 11:45 am

Granted, you have to venture out into a nuclear winter instead.

I wish it was busier

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:00 pm

Granted, but you become so busy you work yourself to death


I wish I didn't have a headache.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:20 pm

Granted, but you get an itch in a place you can't reach.

I wish it wasn't so muddy in the garden
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