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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:52 am

Granted, you have them somewhere more sensitive.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Sun Apr 21, 2013 12:15 pm

Granted, but you don;t have a day off for the rest of the year.


I wish Iron man 3 was showing in 2D at my local cinema.

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So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?

He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham. Your president's a geek!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:44 pm

Granted, but it's a rough old Grindhouse style print.

I wish it would stop raining so I could do some gardening.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Fri May 03, 2013 3:18 am

Granted, but it doesn't rain again for a year


I wish my heartburn would go away.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Fri May 03, 2013 1:13 pm

Granted, but you get uncontrollable wind for a week.

I wish I the pain in my shoulder would bugger off.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:21 pm

Granted, but your nuts ache instead.

I was i could actually get some days off.


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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:36 am

Granted, You're Fired!! Razz Very Happy

I wish I didn't put my foot in it so frequently on Facebook.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:21 pm

Granted, you've gotten a lifetime ban.

I wish i could spend ALL day playing the playstation

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:39 am

Granted, but you can never play it again after that day.

I wish my toe wasn't septic.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:36 pm

Granted, but your bum hole becomes septic instead.

I wish i didnt feel so crappy

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:12 am

Granted, everyone in your house does feel crappy instead though.

I wish it would stop raining forever.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:40 pm

Granted, but the world becomes a barren lifeless wasteland and because of your wish you're left behind (like a fleshy Wall-E) whilst the rest of humanity blasts off into space in search of new colonies to live on.

I wish i had more energy drinks

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Fri Jul 12, 2013 3:16 pm

Granted, but they give you such a high that you never sleep again.

I wish bad news didn't all come at once.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:35 pm

Granted it takes several weeks to get to you and by that point its too late to do anything about it.

I wish it wasnt so hot here.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:10 am

Granted, it's as cold as the Arctic.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Sun Jul 21, 2013 5:39 pm

Granted, but you'll never EVER get a day off ever again. EVER.

I wish the aircon was on

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Tue Jul 23, 2013 1:38 am

Granted, but it makes you vomit, and it has to be on all summer.

I wish trains would hurry up.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Sat Aug 03, 2013 3:27 pm

Granted, but they're all full and you cant get on.

I wish work would work itself.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:42 am

Granted, but you lose your job as a result.

I wish carpets weren't so expensive
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:58 pm

hey thats no bad thing! Laughing 

Granted, they're free. But they're covered in fleas!

I wish next week would hurry up

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Tue Aug 06, 2013 12:34 am

Granted, but you spend all next week ill in bed.

I wish furniture delivery men would stop changing times they say they come.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Tue Aug 06, 2013 8:51 pm

Granted but you happen to be out when they call and they never call back.

I wish i had biscuits

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:56 pm

Granted, but they're ones you don't like.

I wish I had a new job.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:50 pm

Granted, it involves you picking peanuts out of poo.

I wish i could stop sneezing

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Sat Aug 10, 2013 1:45 am

Granted you get a nasty, unstoppable cough instead.

I wish next door would quit having extremely noisy sex, I'm off to bed soon!!
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