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Donald McKinney Admin
Posts : 24450 Join date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:52 am | |
| Granted, you have them somewhere more sensitive.
I wish I didn't have to go to work today. | |
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Gimli The Avenger Admin
Posts : 27722 Join date : 2008-07-23 Location : Middle Earth
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:15 am | |
| Granted, but you don;t have a day off for the rest of the year.
I wish Iron man 3 was showing in 2D at my local cinema.
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Donald McKinney Admin
Posts : 24450 Join date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Apr 21, 2013 12:44 pm | |
| Granted, but it's a rough old Grindhouse style print.
I wish it would stop raining so I could do some gardening. | |
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Gimli The Avenger Admin
Posts : 27722 Join date : 2008-07-23 Location : Middle Earth
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Fri May 03, 2013 1:18 am | |
| Granted, but it doesn't rain again for a year
I wish my heartburn would go away.
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Donald McKinney Admin
Posts : 24450 Join date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Fri May 03, 2013 11:13 am | |
| Granted, but you get uncontrollable wind for a week.
I wish I the pain in my shoulder would bugger off. | |
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Jinks Admin
Posts : 4569 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 44 Location : Behind you.....
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:21 pm | |
| Granted, but your nuts ache instead.
I was i could actually get some days off.
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Donald McKinney Admin
Posts : 24450 Join date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:36 pm | |
| Granted, You're Fired!! I wish I didn't put my foot in it so frequently on Facebook. | |
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Jinks Admin
Posts : 4569 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 44 Location : Behind you.....
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:21 pm | |
| Granted, you've gotten a lifetime ban.
I wish i could spend ALL day playing the playstation | |
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Donald McKinney Admin
Posts : 24450 Join date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:39 pm | |
| Granted, but you can never play it again after that day.
I wish my toe wasn't septic. | |
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Jinks Admin
Posts : 4569 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 44 Location : Behind you.....
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Jun 30, 2013 3:36 pm | |
| Granted, but your bum hole becomes septic instead.
I wish i didnt feel so crappy | |
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Donald McKinney Admin
Posts : 24450 Join date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:12 am | |
| Granted, everyone in your house does feel crappy instead though.
I wish it would stop raining forever. | |
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Jinks Admin
Posts : 4569 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 44 Location : Behind you.....
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:40 pm | |
| Granted, but the world becomes a barren lifeless wasteland and because of your wish you're left behind (like a fleshy Wall-E) whilst the rest of humanity blasts off into space in search of new colonies to live on.
I wish i had more energy drinks | |
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Donald McKinney Admin
Posts : 24450 Join date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:16 pm | |
| Granted, but they give you such a high that you never sleep again.
I wish bad news didn't all come at once. | |
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Jinks Admin
Posts : 4569 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 44 Location : Behind you.....
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Fri Jul 12, 2013 6:35 pm | |
| Granted it takes several weeks to get to you and by that point its too late to do anything about it.
I wish it wasnt so hot here. | |
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Donald McKinney Admin
Posts : 24450 Join date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Jul 14, 2013 11:10 pm | |
| Granted, it's as cold as the Arctic.
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow. | |
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Jinks Admin
Posts : 4569 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 44 Location : Behind you.....
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:39 pm | |
| Granted, but you'll never EVER get a day off ever again. EVER.
I wish the aircon was on | |
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Donald McKinney Admin
Posts : 24450 Join date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:38 pm | |
| Granted, but it makes you vomit, and it has to be on all summer.
I wish trains would hurry up. | |
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Jinks Admin
Posts : 4569 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 44 Location : Behind you.....
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sat Aug 03, 2013 1:27 pm | |
| Granted, but they're all full and you cant get on.
I wish work would work itself. | |
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Donald McKinney Admin
Posts : 24450 Join date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:42 pm | |
| Granted, but you lose your job as a result.
I wish carpets weren't so expensive | |
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Jinks Admin
Posts : 4569 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 44 Location : Behind you.....
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:58 pm | |
| hey thats no bad thing! Granted, they're free. But they're covered in fleas! I wish next week would hurry up | |
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Donald McKinney Admin
Posts : 24450 Join date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:34 pm | |
| Granted, but you spend all next week ill in bed.
I wish furniture delivery men would stop changing times they say they come. | |
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Jinks Admin
Posts : 4569 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 44 Location : Behind you.....
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:51 pm | |
| Granted but you happen to be out when they call and they never call back.
I wish i had biscuits | |
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Donald McKinney Admin
Posts : 24450 Join date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:56 pm | |
| Granted, but they're ones you don't like.
I wish I had a new job. | |
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Jinks Admin
Posts : 4569 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 44 Location : Behind you.....
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Fri Aug 09, 2013 6:50 pm | |
| Granted, it involves you picking peanuts out of poo.
I wish i could stop sneezing | |
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Donald McKinney Admin
Posts : 24450 Join date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Fri Aug 09, 2013 11:45 pm | |
| Granted you get a nasty, unstoppable cough instead.
I wish next door would quit having extremely noisy sex, I'm off to bed soon!! | |
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