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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Mon Dec 14, 2015 4:01 pm

Granted, but Santa breaks your TV when he visits Xmas Eve.

I wish i wasnt in such a pissy mood.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Tue Dec 15, 2015 4:00 am

Granted. However, you will overdose on the tranquilisers you take to calm you down, suffering major brain damage and spending the rest of your life as a drooling idiot.


I wish that they would play my favourite Christmas song at the local shopping mall - "Fuck Christmas" by Eric Idle.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Tue Dec 15, 2015 3:04 pm

Granted, but its the only CD they have after losing all the other ones so they have to play it ALL YEAR ROUND.

I wish this trapped nerve in my leg would fuck off

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Tue Dec 15, 2015 10:58 pm

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Granted, but its the only CD they have after losing all the other ones so they have to play it ALL YEAR ROUND.
(I really wouldn't mind when I think of the number of people it would piss off.)

Granted. However, you will accidentally cut your toes off in a mishap with your lawnmower.


I wish that this summer we wouldn't suffer the high rate of humidity that we usually get.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Thu Dec 17, 2015 2:27 pm

Granted, you get a summer akin to the Sahara desert. And everyone blames you for the drought.

I wish theyd announce our christmas bonus at work (if any)

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Fri Dec 25, 2015 6:21 am

Granted. However, the company is operating on such a tight budget that paying out Christmas bonuses will create a massive deficit and cause the company to make 50% of the staff, including yourself, redundant.


I wish that I could afford a holiday in Europe this coming year.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Tue Dec 29, 2015 4:03 pm

Granted, you're off a Brussels industrial estate for a fortnight.

I wish i wasnt working today.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Tue Dec 29, 2015 10:59 pm

Granted. You will be involved in a motor accident on the way to work and will spend the next several days in intensive care.


I wish I could get rid of this annoying summer cold.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Tue Dec 29, 2015 11:26 pm

Granted, but you end up getting mumps shortly afterwards

I wish my E-Cigarette would charge properly so i dont have to keep buying real fags.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Sat Apr 23, 2016 1:26 am

Done, but it makes you hallucinate like you're on the biggest bender ever. Razz

I wish I could have more time to post here. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Sun Apr 24, 2016 2:57 am

(I wish that too!)


Granted, but then you're never allowed to post anywhere else.

I wish I didn't have this cold


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Frakkin toasters!

So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?

He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham. Your president's a geek!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Sun Apr 24, 2016 11:44 pm

Granted, but you can't walk for a week.

I wish I could lose weight quicker.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Mon Apr 25, 2016 3:44 am

Granted, but you can no longer eat any food you like



I wish my car would stop breaking down


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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:22 pm

Granted, but it'll take you places you don't want to go. Razz

I wish I didn't have to charge my phone all the time.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Mon May 02, 2016 8:38 am

Granted, but instead it gives you an electric shock every time you pick it up

I wish it wasn't so cold

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupted Wishes   Fri May 06, 2016 5:33 pm

Granted, you're on fire.

I wish i had more for lunch

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