Post something about the person above you

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Can only achieve sexual arousal while watching video clips of Margaret Thatcher.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Fri Mar 04, 2016 7:53 am

Knows far too much about Jinks' sexual preferences

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Fri Mar 04, 2016 5:33 pm

cost me €6,000 ! 6,000 DOLLARS!!!!!!

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His party piece is dressing as Lilli Von Shtupp and singing I'm Tired, accompanied by a chorus of exquisite boys in G-strings.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Thu Mar 10, 2016 6:27 am

Sang shang-a-lang and ran with the gang

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Is on the C.I.A.'s hit list after sending obscene e-mails to Michelle Obama.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Tue Mar 15, 2016 4:15 pm

Has a singing voice on the same frequency as an autotuned queef

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Applied for the job of Village Idiot, but was turned down because he showed up for the job interview, and was therefore considered too intelligent.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Fri Mar 18, 2016 8:49 am

Claims to have invented the question mark

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Is a graduate of the Idi Amin Charm School.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:03 am

Is the Man in the moon.

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Is working hard in the hope of achieving mediocrity.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Mon Mar 28, 2016 11:34 pm

Eats a dozen hard boiled eggs every breakfast

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Has erotic fantasies about Janet Street-Porter.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Tue Mar 29, 2016 12:47 pm

Wears a lot of denim

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Tried to get a job as a dominatrix, but looked ridiculous in a garter belt and black net stockings.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Wed Mar 30, 2016 8:34 am

Likes to re-enactments of Flashdance on a Friday

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Tried to break his smoking habit by snorting cocaine instead.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Mon Apr 04, 2016 5:27 pm

Picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Tue Apr 05, 2016 12:51 am

Has a loyalty card to his local adult store.

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Wears incontinence pants to bed each night.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Mon May 02, 2016 6:37 am

Regularly competes in hotdog eating competitions

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Loves to frolic through the sand dunes.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Fri May 06, 2016 3:34 pm

Tiptoes through the tulips

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Liked to run barefoot through the long grass until he trod in a cow pat.