Worst Film Of...

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Space Truckers

Dennis Hopper

Subject: Re: Worst Film Of... Mon Apr 04, 2016 2:19 am

Boiling Point

Viggo Mortensen

_________________
We renounce our Maker.
We cleave to the darkness.
We take unto ourselves the power and glory.
Behold! We are the Nine,
The Lords of Unending Life.

Frakkin toasters!

So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?

He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham. Your president's a geek!

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G I Jane

Demi Moore

Subject: Re: Worst Film Of... Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:45 am

Half Light

James Cosmo

_________________
We renounce our Maker.
We cleave to the darkness.
We take unto ourselves the power and glory.
Behold! We are the Nine,
The Lords of Unending Life.

Frakkin toasters!

So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?

He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham. Your president's a geek!

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Braveheart

Brian Cox

Subject: Re: Worst Film Of... Sat Apr 09, 2016 2:42 am

RED 2

Helen Mirren

_________________
We renounce our Maker.
We cleave to the darkness.
We take unto ourselves the power and glory.
Behold! We are the Nine,
The Lords of Unending Life.

Frakkin toasters!

So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?

He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham. Your president's a geek!

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Arthur

Nick Nolte

Subject: Re: Worst Film Of... Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:22 am

Simpatico

Catherine Keener

_________________
We renounce our Maker.
We cleave to the darkness.
We take unto ourselves the power and glory.
Behold! We are the Nine,
The Lords of Unending Life.

Frakkin toasters!

So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?

He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham. Your president's a geek!

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The 40 Year Old Virgin

Paul Rudd

Subject: Re: Worst Film Of... Wed Apr 13, 2016 10:44 am

Role Models

Seann William Scott

_________________
We renounce our Maker.
We cleave to the darkness.
We take unto ourselves the power and glory.
Behold! We are the Nine,
The Lords of Unending Life.

Frakkin toasters!

So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?

He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham. Your president's a geek!

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From perusing his filmography, it looks to me as though he's yet to make a film that isn't utter shit. However, I'll go with the appalling Dukes Of Hazard.

Jessica Simpson

Subject: Re: Worst Film Of... Sun Apr 17, 2016 12:50 am

The Love Guru

Justin Timberlake

_________________
We renounce our Maker.
We cleave to the darkness.
We take unto ourselves the power and glory.
Behold! We are the Nine,
The Lords of Unending Life.

Frakkin toasters!

So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?

He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham. Your president's a geek!

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Bad Teacher

Cameron Diaz pig

Subject: Re: Worst Film Of... Mon Apr 18, 2016 12:39 am

Bad Teacher

Jason Segel

_________________
We renounce our Maker.
We cleave to the darkness.
We take unto ourselves the power and glory.
Behold! We are the Nine,
The Lords of Unending Life.

Frakkin toasters!

So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?

He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham. Your president's a geek!

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I Love You, Man

Paul Rudd

Subject: Re: Worst Film Of... Fri Apr 22, 2016 10:40 am

Role Models

Christopher Mintz-Plasse

_________________
We renounce our Maker.
We cleave to the darkness.
We take unto ourselves the power and glory.
Behold! We are the Nine,
The Lords of Unending Life.

Frakkin toasters!

So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?

He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham. Your president's a geek!

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Kick-Ass 2

Jim Carrey

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Pretty much everything he's ever done, but I'll opt for Dumb And Dumber.

Jeff Daniels

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My Favorite Martian

Elizaebeth Hurley

Subject: Re: Worst Film Of... Sun Apr 24, 2016 12:51 am

Double Whammy

Denis Leary

_________________
We renounce our Maker.
We cleave to the darkness.
We take unto ourselves the power and glory.
Behold! We are the Nine,
The Lords of Unending Life.

Frakkin toasters!

So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?

He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham. Your president's a geek!

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Two If By Sea

Sandra Bullock

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Speed 2: Cruise Control

Willem Dafoe

Subject: Re: Worst Film Of... Mon Apr 25, 2016 1:41 am

xXx: State of the Union

Ice Cube

_________________
We renounce our Maker.
We cleave to the darkness.
We take unto ourselves the power and glory.
Behold! We are the Nine,
The Lords of Unending Life.

Frakkin toasters!

So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?

He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham. Your president's a geek!

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Are We There Yet?

Jay Mohr

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Hereafter

Matt Damon

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