Robert Rodriguez's Machete

Robert Rodriguez is probabily one of the few directors out there who likes to multi-task. Not only does he direct his films, he produces them, writes them, edits them, scores them, does the special effects and sound mixing, and he's the cinematographer too!! He's also a busy director, from the El Mariachi films, he's also done the Spy Kids films, From Dusk Till Dawn and Sin City. Now, he's back with a full length film of his fake trailer he did for Grindhouse!! Yep, Machete is getting his own film!!

Danny Trejo plays Machete, (the uncle from the Spy Kids films), is an illegal immigrant, who is paid by Michael Benz (Jeff Fahey) to kill Texan Senator McLaughlin (Robert De Niro), but he's double crossed and left for dead, bad move as Machete is a Mexican Federale. And as the trailer says...

THEY JUST FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MEXICAN!!

Yep, this will be fight The Expendables to be the best action film of the year!! It looks very entertaining too, Rodriguez wrote it back in the mid 1990's, and he mentioned it to Danny Trejo then, it's taken 15 years for it to happen. And here it is, and Rodriguez has assembled a good supporting cast. Along with Jeff Fahey and De Niro, Rodriguez has also got Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Rose McGowan, Don Johnson, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Michelle Rodriguez and The Crazy Babysitter Twins!!





How does that sound then?? If you saw the Grindhouse trailer, this promises to be a brilliant film!! Danny Trejo has always been a good addition to any film, and now Rodriguez has given him a starring role!! The role he was born to play, the ultimate hardass!! It'll be released in America on September 3rd from 20th Century Fox, (the Weinsteins are bankrupt), It will be one of the best films of the year!!

Quentin Tarantino is doing a fake trailer for Machete!!

It's called Agent Orange, and has Tim Roth as a British soldier trying to restart the Vietnam war. The trailer will also feature Rick Yune, Sacha Baron Cohen and Stacy Keach!!

Good news!! Could there be sequels to Machete!?

There's a fake trailer on Machete done by co-director Ethan Maniquis called Die, Machete, Die!, a trailer for a 'sequel' starring Danny Trejo and Til Schweiger off Inglourious Basterds!!

I saw the film in Canada, big review coming soon!!

I saw it in Vancouver, and it's bloody brilliant!! One of the best films of the year, and I want EVERYONE here to go and see it!! No excuses, GO AND SEE IT!!

Anyways, here's a new international poster!!

It opens here this Friday, and Empire have given it 3 stars...

Don't listen to them, this is a 5 star masterpiece, full of gory violence and hot nudity!! You have my word!! Men!! Take some tissues with you, it's that sort of film!!

It's sad?

What else do you use tissues for??

It could have been one of these films that inflicts pain on a character in such a way that leaves all the male audience members wincing!

Well, it does have a moment or two like that.

Could Machete Kills start filming this April??

He's back!!

Mel Gibson in talks to join the film!!