Post something about the person above you

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Failed as a male stripper, as he lacked the necessary "qualifications".

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:15 pm

Came second in the village fool competition.

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His flatulence is legendary.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Tue Jul 18, 2017 9:00 am

Knuuurrrssss nuthin!

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Is a dead ringer for Moe Szyslak.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:09 am

Talks like Barney Gumble

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Wears incontinence pants, just in case......

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:07 pm

Keeps toenails in a jar...not necessarily their own toe nails.

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Makes sculptures from dog turds.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:49 pm

Is president of the Tom Green Appreciation Club

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Gave up watching Sesame Street because it was too intellectually challenging.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:11 pm

Never misses an episode of 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians'

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Watches Loose Women religiously and has them all on tape.

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Had to move house after his neighbours filed an injunction against him.

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Writes rude words on steamed up car and bus windows

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Drives around with friends, mooning people from car windows.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Mon Nov 19, 2018 5:27 pm

Walks the streets mooning at people...just cos.

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Has a tattoo of a bum on his bum.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Wed Nov 28, 2018 9:36 am

Plays Christmas songs all year round

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Steals women's underwear from clotheslines.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:17 pm

Doesnt know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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As the hours stretched into days, the days into weeks and the weeks into months, he finally managed to work out the value of Pi to one decimal place.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:48 am

Thought Pi contained meat

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Is sexually aroused by pictures of Boris Johnson.

Subject: Re: Post something about the person above you Wed May 20, 2020 6:32 am

Sexually aroused by pictures of Angela Merkel