Corrupted Wishes

Admin Posts : 24450 Join date : 2008-07-21

Granted, you get to clean the toilets instead!!

I wish I could spend more time here these days. Sad

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:37 pm

Granted, PoP turns into an online sex chat forum for sweaty overweight men who think you're a woman.

I wish i had a PS4

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:23 am

Granted, but the you get frostbite and are unable to use it.

I wish it was Saturday already.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:44 am

Granted, but the world is scheduled to implode on Saturday.

I wish i was paid

Admin Posts : 24450 Join date : 2008-07-21

Granted, 1p

I wish someone would employ me.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:17 pm

Granted, you're employed to 'recycle' peanuts and sweetcorn...i'll leave you to work out the rest.

I wish this person would hurry and take their lunch already!

Admin Posts : 24450 Join date : 2008-07-21

Granted, but then they vomit it all over you.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Thu Feb 27, 2014 2:18 pm

Granted, but the only phrase you can say is 'Go fuck yourself'
(i learnt a bit of Japanese in school!)

I wish 6.30 would hurry up

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sat Dec 05, 2015 4:23 pm

I wish they'd stop playing Christmas tunes at work.

Admin Posts : 3570 Join date : 2015-10-05

Granted. Instead you'll be listening to Shirley Temple singing On The Good Ship Lollypop on a continuous loop.

I wish it would be fine and sunny on Christmas Day.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:56 pm

Granted. It is. Just not where you are though.

I wish I had more hard drive space on my ps4

Admin Posts : 3570 Join date : 2015-10-05

Granted. You'll just receive ten times as much spam.

I wish I could afford a new car.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:44 am

Granted, but you cant afford the car keys to go with it.

I wish i could decide on what i want for Christmas

Admin Posts : 3570 Join date : 2015-10-05

Granted, but it will be purchased using your credit card, and will take you the next two years to pay off.

I have a shithead neighbour who is still letting off fireworks until late into the night. I wish I could murder him and get away with it.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:34 am

Granted, but you end up haunted by his ghost who sets off spectral fireworks in your bedroom whilst you try to sleep.

I wish i had a half day

Admin Posts : 3570 Join date : 2015-10-05

Granted. Your life will end in exactly half a day.

I wish I could get hold of a copy of a film which I have been trying to track down for a couple of years with no success.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:30 pm

Granted but it's the only film you can ever watch for the rest of your life.

I wish it would stop raining.

Admin Posts : 3570 Join date : 2015-10-05

Granted. From now on you'll live in an area of the Atacama Desert where there has been no recorded rainfall in over 500 years.

I wish I was able to invent something which would make me a multi millionaire.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:20 pm

Granted, but you end up paying billions back in damages after your product becomes faulty and ends up on Watchdog.

I wish this week would stop dragging

Admin Posts : 3570 Join date : 2015-10-05

Granted. For the next six months you will be in a coma, with no perceptible evidence of brain activity.

I wish that I could enjoy the holiday of my dreams, with no undesirable consequences of any kind.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:37 am

Granted, but you dream of holidaying in Syria one night and the wish fairy takes this as where you want to go.

I wish theyd take the tinsel down at work, it smells.

Admin Posts : 3570 Join date : 2015-10-05

Granted, but they'll toss you out as well because you smell even worse.

I wish I could have my favourite meal for dinner tonight.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:05 am

Granted, but due to a gas leak and a power cut you have to eat it raw.

I wish i could finish earlier than 16.30 today

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:00 am

Granted, but you work until midnight evry day for the next year

I wish I had a million pounds.

Admin Posts : 3570 Join date : 2015-10-05

Granted. A million pounds of rancid goose fat is on its way to you.

I wish that there'd be something worth watching on television for a change over Christmas rather than the usual endless repeats.