Corrupted Wishes

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed May 02, 2012 5:51 am

Granted, but you sound like a girl.

I wish my headache would go away.

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Granted, but it goes somewhere else instead.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon May 14, 2012 2:18 am

I wish Donnie had made a wish in the last post!

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Granted, but it was to have been about the coming of the Apocalypse Razz

I wish it would stop raining for long enough to take Joey for a walk.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:44 pm

Granted but Joey spends the walk biting and peeing on you.

I was I had something to do.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:29 am

Granted, but it takes up all of your free time.

I wish it was sunny again!

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Granted, but it's 200 Degrees and you can't go out for fear of getting burnt.

I wish this pain in my leg would go away.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:35 am

Granted, but it moves throughout your body instead.

I wish the pain in my leg would go away.

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Granted, but it moves to your other leg

I wish I didn't have to move house.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:05 am

Granted, but your house falls apart with you in it!

I wish that the remake of The Killing hadn't been cancelled

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Granted, but The Hobbit gets cancelled in it's place!! Razz

I wish I could stop sneezing, I've been doing it all day and I don't have a cold!!

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:35 am

Granted but you get a hacking cough instead!

I wish the Olympics were still on.

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Granted, but Team GB aren't allowed to compete.

I wish moving house wasn't so stressful.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:48 pm

Granted that's cos plans change and you're no longer moving house. You're moving to a Turkish prison instead.

I wish I owned a jetpack

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Granted, but it blows up on your first flight.

I wish I had an iPad.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:56 am

Granted, but it breaks on the first day.

I wish wishes came true.

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Granted, but its only perfect when you're in bed.

I wish the router box didn't die.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Oct 14, 2012 1:59 am

Granted, but you computer knackers instead.

I wish KW was working!

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Granted, but this place goes down.

I wish there were some nicer people in West Cumbria

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:45 am

Granted, but none of them want to speak to you

I wish the item I'm after on ebay was cheaper.

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Granted, but you get repeatedly outbid for it.

I wish I could sell these old books easily on eBay.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:54 pm

Granted but they never arrive to the buyer who promptly sues your ads.

I wish I could get a decent nights sleep

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:15 am

Granted, but you lie in and it screws up your day

I wish it wasn't so cold

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Granted, but Earth changes places with Mercury Razz

I wish logging onto jobsearch sites was easier!!

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:07 am

Granted, but all the jobs that are left are Rent boy roles.

I wish i could decide on what game to play.