Corrupted Wishes

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Granted, board games only though.

I wish the cats would make their minds up!!

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:52 pm

Granted, they decide to kill you.

I wish today would hurry up

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Granted, but tomorrow will last a month

I wish I could just have some alone time without being followed.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:35 am

Granted, but you remain alone forever

I wish I''d won an item on ebay.

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Granted, you won a holiday to Iran!! Razz

I wish I could hear back about this job!!

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:39 pm

Granted, but the role changes.

It's for a porn film 'fluffer' instead.

I wish i had more energy drinks

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Granted, but you end up so hyper, you don't sleep for 4 years.

I wish this humidity would go away, IT'S JANUARY!! Evil or Very Mad

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:29 am

Granted, its a super freeze a'la Day After Tomorrow.

I wish my shifts werent all over the place.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:06 am

Granted, You lose you your job instead.

I wish I didn't need my wisdom tooth out.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:05 am

Granted, they become so impacted and grow to extraordinary lengths within a week you have tusks coming out of your mouth.

I wish i owned a computer game shop

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Granted, but it's the sort of computers they had 40-50 years ago with the reel-to-reel tapes. Razz

I wish I could find a full time job.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:56 am

Granted, but you end up working 18 hours a day, 7 days a week.

I wish I wasn't so hungry

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Granted, but you only have horsemeat to eat... Razz

I wish hangovers didn't feel so bad.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:17 am

Granted, but you can never drink again

I wish my left leg wasn't so sore.

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Granted, but now your right leg is sore.

I wish I didn't wake up with a dry mouth.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:42 am

Granted, but have an all-day headache instead

I wish it wasn't April already

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:42 pm

Granted, it's February instead, which you gotta admit is a pretty shitty month.

I wish i could get more Gamecube games

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Granted, but you have to give up all your other games.

I wish hangovers didn't exist.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:13 am

(I too wish I could get more gamecube games)

Granted, but neither does alcohol

I wish by heartburn would go away.

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Granted but you get acid indigestion and trapped wind instead.

I wish I could have slept better last night.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:57 pm

Granted but you over sleep and awaken into a world ruled by monkeys!

i wish i didnt have to walk home

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Granted, your legs have been amputated.

I wish TV adverts weren't so annoying these days. Evil or Very Mad

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:06 am

Granted, but you only ever get to watch reality shows on TV

I wish The Hobbit DVD had some special features

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Granted, but the disc doesn't work.

I wish there wasn't so much wind outside.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:33 am

Granted, but it rains constantly instead.

I wish I didn't have three mosquito bites on my leg.