Corrupted Wishes

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sat Aug 10, 2013 12:45 pm

Granted they move out to a sex commune, however an even noisier group of howler monkeys move in instead.

i wish i won the lotto

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Granted, but the taxman claims it all.

I wish I didn't have to get drunk to sleep well.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:35 pm

Granted, you dont sleep at all!

I wish Hayfever was curable

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Granted, but yours is uncurable, everyone else doesn't get it.

I wish I could get rid of this underarm infection.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:28 pm

Granted but your nut sack rots off instead.

I wish i had an M&S Prawn Mayo sandwich

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Granted, it's off though.

I wish I didn't have to do this works course.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Sep 29, 2013 5:35 pm

Granted, you have to be in work instead, on your own. And its busy.

I wish i could find a way to get to England for Xmas

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Granted, but you can never go back to Ireland.

I wish my family wasn't so dysfunctional

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Nov 03, 2013 12:46 pm

Granted, theyre WAY too efficient meaning you are never allowed to do anything out of the ordinary again - every day becomes a chore of pre determined outcomes.

I wish i could smoke at my desk

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Granted, but you have to do it everyday from 9-5 for the rest of your life.

I wish people weren't so nasty about certain films.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sat Nov 16, 2013 11:50 am

GRanted, but their indifference drives you to murder them instead.

i wish i had superpowers.

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Granted, you can only turn into inanimate objects like lampposts or tables

I wish this pain in my throat would go away.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:43 am

Granted, you get a headache instead

I wish American websites had cheaper Postage options for the UK

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Granted, but they can never sell what you want.

I wish my voice would come back.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:50 am

Granted, but it's Joe Pasquale's voice.

I wish i had another job

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Granted, it's cleaning toilets with your tongue.

I wish I had better working hours.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:53 pm

Granted, but all thegood stuff happens at night instead.

I wish the loos were so bloody far away in the building!

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Granted, they're in your bedroom, all clogged up too!!

I wish Christmas would hurry up and get here!!

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Dec 31, 2013 4:14 pm

Granted, but your family changes religion and dont celebrate it.

i wish people would stop calling

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Granted, you become deaf

I wish the same thing as the user above.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:00 pm

Granted, its because your head has fallen off.

I wish there was something to do.

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Granted, you can do boring accountancy for the rest of your life.

I wish it would stop raining.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:37 pm

Granted, its hail stones the size of guinea pigs!

I wish i could work out how to do the next chapter of story we're writing at work

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:03 am

Granted, but just as you do figure it out you lose your memory and give up writing.

I wish my nose wasn't so cold!

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:06 am

Granted, your head is on fire.

I wish these reports would report themselves.