Corrupted Wishes

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sat Aug 10, 2013 12:45 pm

Granted they move out to a sex commune, however an even noisier group of howler monkeys move in instead.

i wish i won the lotto

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mexwave

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Granted, but the taxman claims it all.

I wish I didn't have to get drunk to sleep well.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:35 pm

Granted, you dont sleep at all!

I wish Hayfever was curable

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mexwave

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Granted, but yours is uncurable, everyone else doesn't get it.

I wish I could get rid of this underarm infection.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:28 pm

Granted but your nut sack rots off instead.

I wish i had an M&S Prawn Mayo sandwich

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mexwave

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Granted, it's off though.

I wish I didn't have to do this works course.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Sep 29, 2013 5:35 pm

Granted, you have to be in work instead, on your own. And its busy.

I wish i could find a way to get to England for Xmas

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mexwave

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Granted, but you can never go back to Ireland.

I wish my family wasn't so dysfunctional

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Nov 03, 2013 12:46 pm

Granted, theyre WAY too efficient meaning you are never allowed to do anything out of the ordinary again - every day becomes a chore of pre determined outcomes.

I wish i could smoke at my desk

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mexwave

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Granted, but you have to do it everyday from 9-5 for the rest of your life.

I wish people weren't so nasty about certain films.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sat Nov 16, 2013 11:50 am

GRanted, but their indifference drives you to murder them instead.

i wish i had superpowers.

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mexwave

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Granted, you can only turn into inanimate objects like lampposts or tables

I wish this pain in my throat would go away.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:43 am

Granted, you get a headache instead

I wish American websites had cheaper Postage options for the UK

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We renounce our Maker.
We cleave to the darkness.
We take unto ourselves the power and glory.
Behold! We are the Nine,
The Lords of Unending Life.

Frakkin toasters!

So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?

He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham. Your president's a geek!

Admin Posts : 24383 Join date : 2008-07-21

Granted, but they can never sell what you want.

I wish my voice would come back.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:50 am

Granted, but it's Joe Pasquale's voice.

I wish i had another job

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mexwave

Admin Posts : 24383 Join date : 2008-07-21

Granted, it's cleaning toilets with your tongue.

I wish I had better working hours.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:53 pm

Granted, but all thegood stuff happens at night instead.

I wish the loos were so bloody far away in the building!

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mexwave

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Granted, they're in your bedroom, all clogged up too!!

I wish Christmas would hurry up and get here!!

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Dec 31, 2013 4:14 pm

Granted, but your family changes religion and dont celebrate it.

i wish people would stop calling

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mexwave

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Granted, you become deaf

I wish the same thing as the user above.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:00 pm

Granted, its because your head has fallen off.

I wish there was something to do.

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mexwave

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Granted, you can do boring accountancy for the rest of your life.

I wish it would stop raining.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:37 pm

Granted, its hail stones the size of guinea pigs!

I wish i could work out how to do the next chapter of story we're writing at work

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mexwave

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:03 am

Granted, but just as you do figure it out you lose your memory and give up writing.

I wish my nose wasn't so cold!

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We renounce our Maker.
We cleave to the darkness.
We take unto ourselves the power and glory.
Behold! We are the Nine,
The Lords of Unending Life.

Frakkin toasters!

So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?

He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham. Your president's a geek!

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:06 am

Granted, your head is on fire.

I wish these reports would report themselves.

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mexwave

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