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Jinks Admin


Posts : 4308 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 39 Location : Behind you.....
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sat Aug 10, 2013 12:45 pm | |
| Granted they move out to a sex commune, however an even noisier group of howler monkeys move in instead.
i wish i won the lotto _________________  |
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Donald McKinney Admin


Posts : 24347 Join date : 2008-07-21
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:07 am | |
| Granted, but the taxman claims it all.
I wish I didn't have to get drunk to sleep well. |
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Jinks Admin


Posts : 4308 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 39 Location : Behind you.....
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:35 pm | |
| Granted, you dont sleep at all!
I wish Hayfever was curable _________________  |
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Donald McKinney Admin


Posts : 24347 Join date : 2008-07-21
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:17 am | |
| Granted, but yours is uncurable, everyone else doesn't get it.
I wish I could get rid of this underarm infection. |
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Jinks Admin


Posts : 4308 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 39 Location : Behind you.....
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:28 pm | |
| Granted but your nut sack rots off instead.
I wish i had an M&S Prawn Mayo sandwich _________________  |
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Donald McKinney Admin


Posts : 24347 Join date : 2008-07-21
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:42 pm | |
| Granted, it's off though.
I wish I didn't have to do this works course. |
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Jinks Admin


Posts : 4308 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 39 Location : Behind you.....
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Sep 29, 2013 5:35 pm | |
| Granted, you have to be in work instead, on your own. And its busy.
I wish i could find a way to get to England for Xmas _________________  |
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Donald McKinney Admin


Posts : 24347 Join date : 2008-07-21
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:01 pm | |
| Granted, but you can never go back to Ireland.
I wish my family wasn't so dysfunctional |
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Jinks Admin


Posts : 4308 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 39 Location : Behind you.....
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Nov 03, 2013 12:46 pm | |
| Granted, theyre WAY too efficient meaning you are never allowed to do anything out of the ordinary again - every day becomes a chore of pre determined outcomes.
I wish i could smoke at my desk _________________  |
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Donald McKinney Admin


Posts : 24347 Join date : 2008-07-21
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:07 pm | |
| Granted, but you have to do it everyday from 9-5 for the rest of your life.
I wish people weren't so nasty about certain films. |
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Jinks Admin


Posts : 4308 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 39 Location : Behind you.....
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sat Nov 16, 2013 11:50 am | |
| GRanted, but their indifference drives you to murder them instead.
i wish i had superpowers. _________________  |
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Donald McKinney Admin


Posts : 24347 Join date : 2008-07-21
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:29 am | |
| Granted, you can only turn into inanimate objects like lampposts or tables
I wish this pain in my throat would go away. |
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Gimli The Avenger Admin

Posts : 27105 Join date : 2008-07-23 Location : Middle Earth
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:43 am | |
| Granted, you get a headache instead
I wish American websites had cheaper Postage options for the UK
_________________ We renounce our Maker. We cleave to the darkness. We take unto ourselves the power and glory. Behold! We are the Nine, The Lords of Unending Life.
Frakkin toasters!
So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?
He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham. Your president's a geek!
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Donald McKinney Admin


Posts : 24347 Join date : 2008-07-21
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:45 pm | |
| Granted, but they can never sell what you want.
I wish my voice would come back. |
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Jinks Admin


Posts : 4308 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 39 Location : Behind you.....
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:50 am | |
| Granted, but it's Joe Pasquale's voice.
I wish i had another job _________________  |
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Donald McKinney Admin


Posts : 24347 Join date : 2008-07-21
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:09 pm | |
| Granted, it's cleaning toilets with your tongue.
I wish I had better working hours. |
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Jinks Admin


Posts : 4308 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 39 Location : Behind you.....
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:53 pm | |
| Granted, but all thegood stuff happens at night instead.
I wish the loos were so bloody far away in the building! _________________  |
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Donald McKinney Admin


Posts : 24347 Join date : 2008-07-21
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:31 pm | |
| Granted, they're in your bedroom, all clogged up too!!
I wish Christmas would hurry up and get here!! |
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Jinks Admin


Posts : 4308 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 39 Location : Behind you.....
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Dec 31, 2013 4:14 pm | |
| Granted, but your family changes religion and dont celebrate it.
i wish people would stop calling _________________  |
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Donald McKinney Admin


Posts : 24347 Join date : 2008-07-21
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:12 pm | |
| Granted, you become deaf
I wish the same thing as the user above. |
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Jinks Admin


Posts : 4308 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 39 Location : Behind you.....
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:00 pm | |
| Granted, its because your head has fallen off.
I wish there was something to do. _________________  |
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Donald McKinney Admin


Posts : 24347 Join date : 2008-07-21
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:14 pm | |
| Granted, you can do boring accountancy for the rest of your life.
I wish it would stop raining. |
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Jinks Admin


Posts : 4308 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 39 Location : Behind you.....
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:37 pm | |
| Granted, its hail stones the size of guinea pigs!
I wish i could work out how to do the next chapter of story we're writing at work _________________  |
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Gimli The Avenger Admin

Posts : 27105 Join date : 2008-07-23 Location : Middle Earth
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:03 am | |
| Granted, but just as you do figure it out you lose your memory and give up writing.
I wish my nose wasn't so cold! _________________ We renounce our Maker. We cleave to the darkness. We take unto ourselves the power and glory. Behold! We are the Nine, The Lords of Unending Life.
Frakkin toasters!
So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?
He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham. Your president's a geek!
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Jinks Admin


Posts : 4308 Join date : 2008-07-21 Age : 39 Location : Behind you.....
 | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:06 am | |
| Granted, your head is on fire.
I wish these reports would report themselves. _________________  |
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