Corrupted Wishes

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:33 pm

Granted its full of landmines instead.

I wish i could bring my horror movie figures over.

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Granted, but all your underpants go missing

I wish it would stop snowing.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:37 am

Granted, you get golfball-sized hail instead.

I wish it wasn't so cold.

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Granted, but you have to live in Saudi Arabia

I wish my Mum wasn't a hard person to get presents for.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:20 pm

Granted but the gift she wants costs well over a million quid.

I wish my little boy sleeps through the night

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:25 am

Granted, but you don't get a wink of sleep at all.

I wish it was Christmas morning already!

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Granted, but you're in bed with flu.

I wish this sore throat would go away.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:07 pm

Granted, that because you've been decapitated.

I wish i could decide what to buy

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Granted, but it can only be from a sex shop

I wish I wasn't so shy.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:10 pm

Granted but your over confidence is taken for overt cockiness and all your friends and familly ignore you forever.

I wish i won the lotto

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Granted, you win £10!!

I wish I got paid more at work.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:19 am

Granted, but the taxman takes it all!

I wish it was summer

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Granted, but you get to spend it in the Sahara.

I wish Glasgow was nearer.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:16 pm

Granted but it's Glasgow a'la I Am Legend, you're the last man alive. Even your dog's run away.

I wish my boy would leave the CDs alone!

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Granted, but he's allowed to touch your DVD's

I wish my Mum wasn't so forgetful.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:46 pm

Granted, but you are. Forgetting where you live, you spend the rest of your life as a crazy old homeless man shouting at cars.

I wish i had a self tidying house

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Granted, but you can't live in it.

I wish Carlisle wasn't full of philistines.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:48 pm

Granted its full of Justin Biebers and Jedwards instead.

I wish i knew what game to play

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:11 am

Granted, but once you choose it the game breaks and will never work again!

I wish it was summer

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Granted, but you get to spend it in Antarctica

I wish Poppy didn't shed so much fur.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Feb 26, 2012 1:37 pm

Granted, she shits all over the place instead.

I wish i brought my ps3 downstairs

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Mon Feb 27, 2012 2:23 am

You did, but fell in the process and broke your hands!

I wish War Horse does well at the oscars.

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Granted, but no-one turns up to accept them

I wish Woody Allen had turned up last night...

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:32 am

Granted, but then he announced he'd never make any more films!

I wish I didn't have a headache.

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Granted, but everywhere else hurts.

I wish my voice would come back.